How to contact the artist ? Directing email to funfunkyweird@aol.com is the easiest and best for both of us. We can then chat about your needs.
Payment methods ? I can only accept checks via mail for right now. I am looking into paypal, but currently regular mail is it.
Care, cleaning, placement tips and ideas ? See the links I have placed on my page "Articles of Interest".
What are the prices, measurements and shipping weights ? Please see my page "Weights and measurements" for most of this information. Prices naturally vary based on design complexity. I can quote yours after we create a design concept for you.
How soon can I get my one-of-a-kind garden jewel ? Depending on available raw material and designs required, I can have these to you within 5-6 weeks of receiving your payments. Other arrangements can be made if you just can't wait.
What can I expect for durability ? All houses are rough sanded, and then primed with a heavy coat of water-based primer. All colors are usually 3-4 coats, followed by at least 4 coats of a water-based bird-friendly polyurethane. I have one that is going on 7 years, and it still looks beautiful.
Do I have to put these outdoors ? Nah ! These are terrific gifts, and make a tasteful collectible for any of your friends, and family.
Can I bulk order ? Certainly. We can discuss price discounts based on quantity. Think about giving these to your clients or employees. These also are great items for Charity Auctions.